4 Legged Pencil Sharpener

I caught  Oreo red pawed, chewing a pencil. 

"Ugh!   That dog!

 And  look at all that mess! Now I have to vacuum again!"

This is the way I react most of the time, except that time.  

That time I took a picture of that little chewing machine. 

Some how I knew it was going to make me laugh later on. 

She is like "I couldn't find the sharpener, so I had to improvise!" 

The One With Lots of Flowers

After I give my address to someone that wants to visit me, I tell them that I live in the house with a lot of flowers. And that's what they do. When they get to my street, they look for the house with lots of flowers.

The problem is that there's another lady in my street, with a front yard full of flowers! Her name is Ali. And I think she does the same thing. She tells people that she lives in the house with lots of flowers. Because people come to knock in my door and ask for Ali! I don't mind telling then where she lives, but her friends like to come really early. They wake me up!

Her friends are morning larks, I'm a night owl!